One thing we know about...

Monday, November 20, 2017

One thing we know about...

LaVar Ball

...LeVar Ball is that he has an ego the size of Asia and a mouth which just may be the world's first perpetual motion machine.

And now he and Donald Trump have discovered one another on Twitter, the wonderful thing is that no one other than the increasingly irrelevant media has to pay attention to either of them.

(North Korea's gotta be breathing a huge sigh of relief for this distraction.)

Following the most pathetic Tweet yet, all three released and presumably relieved UCLA players awkwardly read prepared statements which included a specific "thank you to President Trump."

(The readings make one suspect that getting an education may not be their primary reason for attending the university.)

This satisfied the occupant of the oval office, but not LaVar Ball who, uncommonly reticent following the November 7th arrest of his son LiAngelo and two others, dismissed Trump's role in their releases, telling ESPN:

"Who? What was he over there for? Don't tell me nothing. Everybody wants to make it seem like he helped me out."

("Me?" He wasn't the one arrested!)

While it's clear that Papa Ball has tirelessly schooled his three sons in jump-shooting and ball-handling on the court, there's been one area in which his parenting has been noticeably deficient... at least with LiAngelo.


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