We are revolted!

Monday, July 08, 2013

We are revolted!

This just popped up via Google Alerts:

Suri Cruise enjoys a day out at the beach with mum Katie Holmes

Here's the revolting stuff:

"Suri Cruise, the fashionable daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, was spotted having a whale of a time at Westhampton Beach, Long Island where she spent the week with her family."


"Suri was learning to surf on a boogie board, and even though the pint-sized fashionista fell off a few times, she couldn't stop laughing and appeared to be having a lot of fun in the sun."

"The fashionable daughter" and "the pint-sized fashionista?" A seven year old as celebrity?

Note how hello!, with the juxtaposition of "Katie Holmes," "Tom Cruise" and "family," less-than-artfully attempts to suggest that Ms. Suri was accompanied by her parents, which suggestion is put to the lie by rival British tabloid, Daily Mail, reporting the same "story."

"Her father Tom Cruise is currently on the West Coast of the US and was seen flirting up a storm with some woman over the weekend."

Prediction: variations of this event will be featured on two or more of the network gossip shows this evening, "omg! Insider," "Extra," "Access Hollywood" and/or "TMZ."

Lemme know... I won't be tuning in!


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