Well, convinced me!

Monday, September 10, 2012

Well, convinced me!

Teenaged Amanda Bynes

I must preface this entry with assurances that OtBB is not evolving into the vacuous People Magazine or the loathsome TMZ.

But there is some "celebrity news" which simply cannot be ignored, and this past week's reports of teen-airhead-turned-20-something train-wreck Amanda Bynes is just such an item:

Amanda Bynes faces up to year in jail over hit-and-run crashes

Amanda Bynes April 2012 booking photo

What compelled this entry was not the fact that the 26-year-old Bynes has now had three separate police investigated vehicular events in the space of five months, but her response to her arrest on a charge of Sus­picion of Driving Under the Influence after she rear-ended a sheriff's patrol car in West Hollywood in the early morning hours of April 6.

Byrnes also refused to submit to a chemical sobriety test.

(Uh oh! Starting to sound familiar?)

Following her release on $5,000 bail, she Tweeted:

"Hey @BarackObama... I don't drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end."

There you have it, straight from Byrnes' verified Twitter account!

No word on whether the President ever received her en­treaty, but if he did, he either ignored it or his reach into the Southern California law enforcement community isn't what he thought it was.

Not all is not lost, however... word from totally unreliable local sources inform us that Linda Kabot has Tweeted Bynes William Keahon's private 'phone number, and Lindsey Lohan has offered to appear for the defense.

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