<i>Et tu</i>, BNB?

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Et tu, BNB?

This just in from our friends at Bridgehampton National Bank:

"Dear Valued Customer!
BNB SERVES UP A FREE BBQ LUNCH

TO CUSTOMERS ON JULY 3"

Or at least I thought they were our friends 'til I read the rest of the message...

"Summer gets a big welcome with a July 3rd BBQ at 5 BNB branches."

Guess which branch is getting short shrift!

That's right... the Six Corners location in mid-Village Westhampton Beach!

Included are:

  • The Main Office in Bridgehampton... that far East of the Canal over a major holiday? I don't think so!
  • Center Moriches... why would I head West out of The Hamptons just before July 4th?
  • Montauk... if I won't go to Bridgehampton, I damn sure am not going to the the End of the South Fork!
  • Patchogue... (cf: Center Moriches).
  • Southold... been awhile, but I sense that Routes 25 and C.R. 48 are likely to be as clogged as Montauk Highway in Water Mill!

And just for a grilled hot dog? Pffffui!

(I doubt even that master moocher Junior Palmer would bicycle to the Moriches for a free wiener!)

Disappointed, BNB... very disappointed!

Comments

1. EastEnd68 said...

I think Teresa at Hampton Coffee has a non-compete clause in her lease.

Really?
Dean

2. Claudia Pilato said...

So sorry to disappoint. We rotate branches year to year because we can't be at all 21 - always trying to be fair minded. Wishing you a happy 4th and if you do find yourself near any of the 5 branches that will host the BBQ - please stop by.

Thank you for your response, Claudia, but if I was likely to find myself near any of the five branches that will be hosting the wiener roast, I wouldn't have made a fuss.
– Dean

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