Mr. Kametler, meet...

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Mr. Kametler, meet...

...a lady from Brownsville, Oregon who fired a shot at a "bothersome raccoon" and landed in Lebanon Samaritan Community Hospital, a self-inflicted gunshot wound to her hand.

The 50-year-old woman, when asked by a responding deputy if she had been drinking, admitted to having had "one beer."

The otherwise sketchy details are at:

Woman wounds self shooting at raccoon

The masked harasser

Her explanation was reported as...

"The raccoon had been 'harassing' her cats. She decided she would shoot it."

As a result, the unidentified woman shot off a "substantial portion" of her left middle finger when the bullet grazed the bone, and she will need a skin graft.

The dénouement: the round completely miss­ed the raccoon.

Sound familiar?


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