You can't make this stuff up!

Thursday, April 07, 2011

You can't make this stuff up!

And no one has to as long as there are tabloids like The New York Post around.

Armed 'zombie' arrest

And it's not even the "zombie" part!

Read now the lead paragraph:

"A self-described 'zombie enthusiast' was busted at the Port Authority Bus Terminal in possession of swords, knives, burglar tools, night-vision goggles and hand-drawn blueprints...."

I mean "hand-drawn blueprints?" Of what?

It's apparent that there are slim pickin's in the journalist pool of late, so it seems only natural that it spread to thems what man the editors' desks as well!

Could be the most dubious arrest since Nancy Genovese got popped on County Road 31.

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