Shocker in Riverhead!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Shocker in Riverhead!

This afternoon Riverhead Town Justice Allen Smith called another halt to to the pre-trial hearing of former Southampton Super­visor Linda Kabot on her DWI arrest last September.

Announcing that "things were just too weird in Westhampton Beach," the black robed jurist dismissed the charge against Linda, declared the 2009 Town election invalid, reinstated Mrs. Kabot as Supervisor and ordered Anna Throne-Holst arrested and deported to Plum Island where for the rest of her days she will have to wear an iron mask.

Of course, if you believe everything you read on 27East, Justice Smith scheduled the hear­ing to resume next Monday at 2:00 pm and continue the following day, July 20th.

Your choice.


1. EastEnd68 said...

You ruined the suspense by telling everyone the outcome a week early.

2. HDHouse said...

To sleep, perchance to dream.

Nah, jus' feelin' benignly irascible.
– Dean

3. Carrie said...

Yeah, I don't believe everything I read on 27East... although it can be entertaining.

They're not bad... and exponentially more accurate and professional than the Indy.
– Dean

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