On The Beach Blog | January 2008

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Dear Higher Power...

...let it end!

No more of Britney! (I can't bring myself to write her last name.)

No more dangerous driving. No more hair chopping! No more bald pudenda! No more loony-bin behavior in public!

Just make it all stop!

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Memo to Mrs. Kabot...

The words of W.C. Fields are especially appropriate for you at this time:

"Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a moon-calf! Don't be a jabber-nowl! You're not those, are you?"

Make the freakin' appointment to your un­expired seat of the Southampton Town Board already! More...

Friday, January 25, 2008

Not just the worst this year…

...but arguably this Millennium!

We're talkin' Margot at the Wedding on view this weekend at PAC!

(It makes one think fondly of the season of the Chinese lesbians.) More...

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Oyez Oyez Oyez…

Oyez et terminez... after six plus years and one false start at the end of October, the deed is done! More...

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Movie Alert

It wasn't all that long ago that our friends at the New Moon Café had rented out their East Quogue eatery for several days to a movie company, and that Nicole Kidman, Jack Black and the wonderful Jennifer Jason Leigh were the leads. More...

We got a dog...

Nice little fella... "Rosco." Terrier mix with some Weimaraner in his eyes. At five months, "normal-size" feet so he's not going to grow up to be a mortgage payment to feed! More...

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

One small victory...

...but when one is dealing with Southampton Town Hall, ya take'em where ya find'em! More...

Monday, January 21, 2008

Who'd a thunk it?

The Manning under center in Super Bowl XLII will be Eli instead of Peyton? More...

Friday, January 04, 2008

It's Official!

The Suffolk County Board of Elections have finally finished verifying and certifying the General Election results from November 6th, and the GOP Candidate for Supervisor... the official choice of registered Southampton Town Republicans who took the time to make their way to the polls in September's Primary... is Westhampton's own Linda Kabot. More...

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Back to da Dump

Returned to the Westhampton Transfer Station with an even fuller vehicle this afternoon, and confronted the hapless Southampton Town "Waste Management" Employee about the New Year's Eve debacle. More...

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Make it so...

Happy New Year 2008